I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2