Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.