What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.