Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.