I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.