I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Send us your Text From Last Night!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.