she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.