You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking