I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory