nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body