And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.