Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon