I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.