I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.