Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever