It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.