you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend