I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.