I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.