You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday