i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.