He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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