remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.