Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.