I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why