I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.