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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.