Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class