He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.