Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.