Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'