I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....