Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize