it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do