Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know