I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.