just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.