Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.