I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Are my feet made of real feet?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl