The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.