I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?