he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.