Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.