i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.