I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.