It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.