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lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce (1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE. http://tfl.nu/loe7

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if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs

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(610): if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs http://tfl.nu/tehh

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I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number

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(353): I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number http://tfl.nu/ogfc

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there's paper in my vomit.

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(604): there's paper in my vomit. http://tfl.nu/yer9

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i barfeds in our rink

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(612): i barfeds in our rink http://tfl.nu/23a8

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I smell stomach acid.

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(304): I smell stomach acid. http://tfl.nu/n8wy

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i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"

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(706): i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!" http://tfl.nu/rg7b

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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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(847): i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy http://tfl.nu/8awt

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hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

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if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(408): hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner (1-408): if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends http://tfl.nu/qgda

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Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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(734): Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you? http://tfl.nu/kjun

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Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?

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Responsible fail?

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(907): Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior? (773): Responsible fail? http://tfl.nu/nxhx

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Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(248): Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox http://tfl.nu/m5tb

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Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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(903): Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties http://tfl.nu/1e23

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I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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(207): I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/3fqs

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oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill? http://tfl.nu/149i

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