I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Green mimosas i think yes
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...