Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.