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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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(517): Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you http://tfl.nu/77p0

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(415): View more from California

i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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(415): i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break. http://tfl.nu/4rzb

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(615): just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here. http://tfl.nu/npdf

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.

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(412): Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super. http://tfl.nu/bpjq

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(519): View more from Ontario

I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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(519): I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that. http://tfl.nu/jia8

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(323): View more from California

may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.

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First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.

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(323): may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in. (818): First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats. http://tfl.nu/s5xw

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(575): View more from New Mexico

She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.

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(575): She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary. http://tfl.nu/4ghz

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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

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(832): I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover. http://tfl.nu/1njk

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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college

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(905): when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college http://tfl.nu/ke7d

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars

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(608): so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars http://tfl.nu/jmti

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(636): View more from Missouri

Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".

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(636): Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional". http://tfl.nu/cis7

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous

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(608): I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous http://tfl.nu/1bk0

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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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(530): My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower. http://tfl.nu/udbm

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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.

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(850): Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me. http://tfl.nu/4nm9

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(616): View more from Michigan

Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.

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(616): Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning. http://tfl.nu/mwtc

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