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(770): View more from Georgia

Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you

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(770): Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you http://tfl.nu/4fya

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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

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Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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(306): So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob? (1-306): Don't tempt me, I need beer money. http://tfl.nu/pmfd

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(516): View more from New York

I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.

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(516): I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates. http://tfl.nu/jgwf

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

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(615): i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card. http://tfl.nu/6ciy

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.

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(630): it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up. http://tfl.nu/l5tu

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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(651): just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway http://tfl.nu/le5e

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!

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(201): yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?! http://tfl.nu/evmd

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(615): View more from Tennessee

one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars

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(615): one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars http://tfl.nu/tq7c

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(310): View more from California

I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer

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(310): I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer http://tfl.nu/kzvv

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.

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(225): Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess. http://tfl.nu/8pax

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them

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(412): I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them http://tfl.nu/s8n3

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(845): View more from New York

People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk

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(845): People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk http://tfl.nu/qmhf

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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(803): I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15 http://tfl.nu/mt2n

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.

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(217): Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke. http://tfl.nu/86z1

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.

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(248): Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there. http://tfl.nu/llil

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