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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.

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(918): i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break. http://tfl.nu/35mv

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(347): View more from New York

You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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(347): You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid? http://tfl.nu/2je7

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(631): View more from New York

I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.

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(631): I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens. http://tfl.nu/64xb

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.

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(651): It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes. http://tfl.nu/19vc

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(707): View more from California

i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.

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(707): i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present. http://tfl.nu/pwew

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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."

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(708): After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded." http://tfl.nu/j96i

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(760): View more from California

Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(760): Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate. http://tfl.nu/nm6j

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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.

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(914): End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide. http://tfl.nu/bl6v

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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.

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(818): First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex. http://tfl.nu/u5cb

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(406): View more from Montana

he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(406): he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut. http://tfl.nu/l4ub

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(518): View more from New York

you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face

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(518): you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face http://tfl.nu/32pr

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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.

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(708): so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened. http://tfl.nu/8b76

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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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(419): i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself http://tfl.nu/tgru

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(207): View more from Maine

they said they heard you say put it in my butt

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(207): they said they heard you say put it in my butt http://tfl.nu/b3wk

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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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(208): can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened? http://tfl.nu/sf3c

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