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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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(772): I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die. http://tfl.nu/szbq

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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.

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(248): he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/hv59

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(313): View more from Michigan

And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono

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(313): And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono http://tfl.nu/k8o2

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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(405): I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes. http://tfl.nu/im6u

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night

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(715): sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night http://tfl.nu/ih63

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(209): View more from California

I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life

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(209): I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life http://tfl.nu/mnvk

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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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(812): A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time. http://tfl.nu/hpfk

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(517): View more from Michigan

the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"

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(517): the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed" http://tfl.nu/ho10

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(214): New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables http://tfl.nu/m9ex

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.

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(814): i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit. http://tfl.nu/riqs

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(806): View more from Texas

and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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(806): and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"... http://tfl.nu/oz9l

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her

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(704): Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her http://tfl.nu/j5w3

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(703): View more from Virginia

She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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(703): She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine http://tfl.nu/jb79

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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.

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(416): He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French. http://tfl.nu/rqrw

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(310): View more from California

Even water is tasting like jack daniels

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(310): Even water is tasting like jack daniels http://tfl.nu/2l5a

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