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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(512): Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas http://tfl.nu/5abk

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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever

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(434): The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever http://tfl.nu/goyi

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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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(718): all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over http://tfl.nu/ocfj

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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?

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(901): How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games? http://tfl.nu/94zu

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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(713): We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10. http://tfl.nu/4t0m

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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense

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(703): I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense http://tfl.nu/aaqg

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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?

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(914): What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"? http://tfl.nu/mnqg

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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.

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(678): Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember. http://tfl.nu/s3lo

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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".

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(864): We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me". http://tfl.nu/ag7w

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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe

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(845): my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe http://tfl.nu/yy5r

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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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(603): It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim. http://tfl.nu/xioc

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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(662): I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week? http://tfl.nu/iksy

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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.

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(+49): This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood. http://tfl.nu/u9vs

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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video

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(512): its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video http://tfl.nu/p3je

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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer

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(702): I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer http://tfl.nu/pk2a

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