We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor