Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth