theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.