I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..