EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.