Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face