my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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