there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.