Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There's always time for handjobs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege