Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk