She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.