Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has