mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen