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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?

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(407): is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town? http://tfl.nu/vkff

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(302): View more from Delaware

remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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(302): remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block http://tfl.nu/55sp

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fucking a dude

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i mean: fucking a, dude

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wow, that comma made all the difference there

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(703): fucking a dude (703): i mean: fucking a, dude (703): wow, that comma made all the difference there http://tfl.nu/2m4f

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(713): View more from Texas

Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight

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(713): Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight http://tfl.nu/37pc

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.

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(228): I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls. http://tfl.nu/frla

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

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I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

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Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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(615): Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess. (1-615): I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea. (615): Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight. http://tfl.nu/tw6c

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The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen

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(770): The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen http://tfl.nu/8l9o

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(901): i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight." http://tfl.nu/7ug8

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I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

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(484): I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control http://tfl.nu/pmnn

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If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.

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(570): If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid. http://tfl.nu/ujtp

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I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.

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You do realize that you broke up with him, right?

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(805): I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose. (1-805): You do realize that you broke up with him, right? http://tfl.nu/4u3s

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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(732): You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up. http://tfl.nu/jzsw

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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

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lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

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(267): Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious." (716): lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus. http://tfl.nu/bbah

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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(832): 'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.' http://tfl.nu/5079

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Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno

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(281): Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno http://tfl.nu/zxk7

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