There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.