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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

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(519): View more from Ontario

his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.

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(219): View more from Indiana

my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.

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