Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on