Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.