I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us