open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Even my vagina gasped.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.