I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.