Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor