His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We talked him into tasing himself.