Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.