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    (720): View more from Colorado

    Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown

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    I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

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    (647): View more from Ontario

    I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up

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    (847): View more from Illinois

    chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.

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    (817): View more from Texas

    Should I hook up with a slut its your call

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    Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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    (510): View more from California

    you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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    (857): View more from Massachusetts

    So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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    And why did you do that?

    (857): View more from Massachusetts

    Tequila

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    (806): View more from Texas

    he shaved USA in his pubs

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    (423): View more from Tennessee

    How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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    (908): View more from New Jersey

    there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.

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    (909): View more from California

    WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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    (806): View more from Texas

    So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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    (415): View more from California

    thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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    (502): View more from Kentucky

    Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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    (574): View more from Indiana

    pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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    (610): View more from Pennsylvania

    the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air

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  • (303): Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.

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