maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.