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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he shaved USA in his pubs
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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