Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite