Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Send us your Text From Last Night!
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual