Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.