he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
they call him Oral-B. enough said