me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.