You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.