you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.