Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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