I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.