Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Even my vagina gasped.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.