Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.